@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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