i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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