one might say we're banned from that church
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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