her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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