We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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