he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
it's like iHOP with fire
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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