Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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