Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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