Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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