my room smells like sperm. sweet.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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