i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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