I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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