Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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