He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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