I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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