We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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