I think scott just propositioned me for sex
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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