He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Walk of Shame today included voting.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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