apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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