i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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