Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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