I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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