I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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