Kareoke will never be a sober sport
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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