He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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