just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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