So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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