i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance