just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints