i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid