Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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