Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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