Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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I will pee on everything he values.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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