Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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