Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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