If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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