idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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