I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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