you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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