what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Still dying that you shit outside
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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