so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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