It's just like the Real World with babies
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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