after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
God I need to hump something, right now.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
