I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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