I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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