he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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