it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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