I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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