The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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