4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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