Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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