is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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