But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Buhtt sex?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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