How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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