guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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